Mutton Dish?? Salted Fish??

Never serve a health conscious old couple any goat meat.
High in cholesterol, it is a dangerous menu.
Salted fish?
No Sir!

If Tun M and his wife comes to my house, I'll make asam pedas of some expensive fish.
Not kembong.
Sometimes, kembong makes me itchy.

Wouldn't want to do a Baloo dance.

No prawns or crabs either.
I am totally allergic to them.

http://www.freemalaysiatoday.com/category/nation/2017/09/28/dr-ms-dinner-date-with-mat-sabu-stirs-excitement-among-neighbours/

Serving a VVIP guest can be very easy.
They may love to feast just the simplest meal.
Avoid also serving rich food that they are so used to.

If PM Najib and his wife drops by?
I'll enquire from Datin Seri.
Sometimes it is better to ask.
Maybe she'll say no need to cook..please don't trouble yourself.
Just make coffee and fry ikan bilis fritters or banana cokodok.
Yeay!

Racial Touch Me Not

Reflecting what happened a few days back, I realised how heartbreaking it is when one is profusely called a bangsat.
Being called insane is still tolerable.

Compared to the Chinese especially, they have indeed succeeded in holding the economic power in Malaysia.
The blow inflicted had strike right below the belt.

Thank God we have Malay kampungs.
Less hardcore poor would starve and have roofs over their heads.

Once a Pulau Manis Pekan ex Adun told me..
There was this old blind couple living in one of those dilapidated PPRT houses.
Their windows were literally open that even an owl perches frequently at night.
And when it rains, everything inside would get soaked.

The Chinese people in Malaysia are amazingly in control of the economy.
Without a doubt, most of them are financially well off.

When I was referred to as a bangsat and I replied "you bangsat balik!", Mr Corky Bastard thought the 'balik' word was an insinuation for him to go back to China!

Why on earth should any Chinese be so sensitive and be scared that they have to go back to China?
This powerful race already 'own' Malaysia, even before Communist China's recent billion dollar investments.

With super China gobbling up massive national assets, Malaysia will ultimately have a Chinese PM.
The political power will fall into their tight grip sooner or later.
Sounds grim, but we Malays must not continue to live in denial.

For us ordinary, 'who are you?' kind of Malays, kowtowing for sympathy from current top notch Malay leaders for business recommendations and assistance is practically zero.
We can go and fly kite!

Strategically placed to help many subservient, meek Malay people do businesses, these elite leaders are practically forever 'busy' to consider lending their mighty ears.

What more if a Chinese Premier comes into power?
They want to prioritise their race first of course.
That's natural.
Who can blame them?

Hopefully, today's widening gap between the successful Malays and that of the Chinese, would significantly be eliminated.
Otherwise, the floodgates of 'Melayu bangsat' will never be dismantled.

Launderette Woes

Please do not place oily pork stained clothes into the washer.
In reference to the recent pathetic term labeled on me, many ordinary Malays are 'bangsat'.
We cannot afford washing machines at home.
Many of us have frankly no other choice.

Mine broke down so many times, and cost me to the point that I could have bought a new one, hence for a few years now, I have unashamedly, humbly resorted to do my laundry at the launderette.

Towels used to bathe pet dogs should never be washed at the launderette.
Please everybody, do not dump dirty door mats too.

All Malaysian rakyat regardless of race or religion must be courteous and civilized to each other.
Responsibly upholding the cleanliness and hygenic status of any designated launderette should prevail always.

Welcome to dirty, smelly clothes, so long as they do not abuse the considerate laws stipulated, nor pose any form of religious inconvenience to others.

p.s.
Those who need not use the launderette services must understand the worry and anxiety faced. 
If a launderette wants to cater solely to Muslims, surely there are many other launderettes that are open to all?

Whoever created the viral, and then secured HRH's extreme royal displeasure, may have done an injustice.

Touche!

Planting Easy Health

The original curry leaves are smaller with a powerful, herbal perfume.
Plucked a few just now and it's incredibly true.
Absolutely different from those we buy at the grocers.

Like the smell of roses and other scented flowers, having a tiny pot of this plant may not be only used for our curry cooking, but to freshen our polluted, breathing air.

Selasih (Basil) is another favourite household plant.

http://www.care2.com/greenliving/are-basil-seeds-a-new-superfood.html

Limau Perut/Kaffir lime

A Blessing In Disguise

Assuming it is a Melayu owned company, these group of young Malay chaps installing some expensive, advanced looking system are unaware that because of a poor stray cat sent away yesterday, the rich Chinese couple have hired them.

The horrible verbal abuse and the ruckus about me minding my own business because I am just a house tenant and not a resident committee member led to their "durian runtuh".

The installation and wiring at Mr Corky Bastard's porch area has been going on for around three perspiring hours now, and is currently ongoing.

The exterior wires connected are travelling round the house from bottom to top like a highly defensive fort.
Wonder whether their surveillance camera will record us opposite neighbour having dinner with loved ones, or while hosing the front cement.

Then I 'll make sure my elephant size butt is always at the correct angle when I'm outside.
A bonus if the farting symphony can play at the same time!

I tackled other chores first to give them time.
However, my hand washed clothes needed the bright sun.

I have just finished rinsing and squeezing my clothes outside avoiding my best not to look in their bustling direction, in case they accuse me of spying and being a busybody.

It was the unfortunate sacrifice of a pitiful stray feline that led them to accidentally get the highly profitable contract.

Arriving in an impressive maroon Range Rover, their business must be very encouraging.
Good for them in winning the lucrative job.

Called me a senile, bangsat/pauper and an insane old woman with all kinds of profanities.
Bangsat was his favourite word countless of times.

Apparently, he is known for being quarrelsome.

At the end of the day, these 'Melayu bangsat' guys have come to install a high tech sensor, security system to deter stray cats and intruders etc to 'protect' them.
But all these high class security because of a stray..maybe they have other enemies.

Just don't harm the stray cats is all that matters.
Exaggerating about innocent animals to MPPJ?
How many pairs of shoes were urinated upon?

Obviously, they are also boasting to me that they have a lot of money to flaunt.
If only they had thought of doing so before getting rid of the innocent, stray mommy cat.

My Chinese friend and her hubby plan to drop a letter reminding them that we are watching them against animal abuse.
We are very concerned and upset despite our busy lives.
Mr Corky Bastard and his bitchy mouthed wife better behave themselves.

They Snap A Photo Of My House Address And Plate Number - Ignore Times Up !

As I was about to move the garbage out this morning, I saw what I feared.
The weird Chinese couple were bundling an innocent, struggling cat placed in a cage onto their open boot.

Cat hater's truck is something like this google image

And I looked at their direction while placing the rubbish bags outside.

His wife glared angrily and immediately used the word 'orang gila'/mad person.

What other words she fired became incoherent to me.

I asked with a load of panic.

"Do you have a cat in your bonnet?"

What are you all doing?

Can't remember what she spewed out.

She called out for her hubby who came out angrily from the front seat and yelled.

"What's your problem?!"

Nasty words were hurled.

I said they cannot abuse animals.

Told him it's 100k or 6 months jail.

Even if it's 20,000 he proudly declared he can pay.

He is now purposely baiting stray cats to come in.
How many sorry strays does he plan to trap?

The war of words began across with me unable to match his thunderous, hurtful remarks.

Probably my upset pitch was a bit stronger than his missus.

Bangsat/ pauper was continuously rubbed on me.
I am fully aware I am not at all rich.

Nyanyuk/senile, mad and God knows what.

Sewa rumah/renting i.e. not a house owner..God knows what else.

I had to swallow the frustration of being a low Malay fighting with a prosperous, Chinese couple..they have a lovely house with two expensive cars etc
What's the connection with not owning the house I'm staying in?
So Melayu bangsat is it?

When I call him "you bangsat balik", he took the liberty of accusing me of being a racist, and telling him to go back to China.
Even called me a DAP!

And so was the most unexpected, stressful commotion.

He welcomed me calling the police.
When the patrol car did not arrive quickly, he sarcastically asked whether they are coming from Bukit Aman.

He rushed later to the Malay policeman to show his letter of report to MPPJ.

That he has a right to capture any cat within his compound and send it off to MPPJ.
How he gave me a teasing glee from his gate when he won his case.

And so if you pass by this cat hater's house at 5/3 Sepah Puteri, Kota Damansara, you will see an animal trap cage at his front porch.

resembles like this

However, when they plonked the cat in the open boot, it was already transferred into a normal cage.

Did MPPJ provide them with the trap and cage or did they opt to buy them, and take matters into their own hands?

In the ensuing spat, he warned me that my regular stray cat would be handled the same if it goes into his compound.

The stray mommy cat that was caught was a regular passer by from down the road.

Probably she was hungry and searching for some food.

If she had kits, they will surely wonder why she didn't come home today..or ever.

I got a quick glance of her when the policeman wanted to take a look.

Mr Corky Bastard shouted at me not to enter his garage.

As though..I didn't even think of doing so.

I was merely standing in front of his gate curious which was the unlucky feline.

Am so disheartened I didn't manage to let her go free.

Yeah..I know her.

I have seen her plying down the road a few times and snoozing under a car.

She may not be the one who peed on his shoes, and she may possibly have an owner.

Nevertheless, he insisted it was a nuisance stray.

...but with more shades of grey and white

A few weeks ago, a friend's stray male cat was severely bashed.

Not everybody's wandering cat has a collar.

Heartless people will ultimately get their karma.

p.s.

He placed a huge no parking sign by the side of his plants in front all this while.

The road is not his, unless he has paid MPPJ for the space.

Has he?
http://mamasita-mamamia.blogspot.my/2017/09/ever-ready-to-wallop-mr-corky-bastard.html

Towkaay Soh

Next week her fantastic Penang food restaurant will undergo a week's renovation.
Then she is off for a 10 day vacation to Thailand.

Still postponing her enthusiastic invitation for a brain boggling conversation, I'm nervously flattered that she has a high regard for my inexcusable, limited intellect.

She said that the mall has so many new food outlets that her business is slow.
Excited in exchanging ideas with me about other money making ventures?

Reaping bountiful, crunching success has been my new found friend's dedicated joy for the last 10 years.
She part times too in a very expensive, but profitable direct selling health product.

We got along instantly some months ago by chance when I was feasting on her fried Penang kueyteow, while waiting for my daughter at the New Wing in 1Utama TTDI.

Recently, she humbly contacted me.
Doubtful if I ever dare emulate her amazing tenacity, my wall of fear should be sledgehammered.

Her healthy confidence, easy going nature and sitting unassumingly among the tables with a simple group of friends will never make anyone suspect that the owner herself is mingling naturally among her patrons.

She must swiftly inspire me..for her ideas and making them come alive has brought me to wonder if I can soon perform the same magic.